Hi I'm Jo Shmo &
I have this thing...
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...I just really love web design. Hey there! Let me guess - you need someone to do as much as possible for you and make the rest crazy easy? Oh and of course, for the best price.
You had me at inter webs...
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INTERNSHIP, ALDI
2003 - 2004
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junior web designer, MINIM DESIGN CO
2004 - 2006
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Junior web developer, WAVE APPS
2006 - 2009
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Senior app developer, PARTY CITY
2009 - 2014
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Senior software developer, MICROSUCKS
2014 - present
Hello!

Jo Shmoe
OWNER & ASPIRING LEGEND
You live for this stuff. This is a great place to tell them about it. (In a few sentences. nothing too crazy.) Maybe about this long, or perhaps a little longer. Like this for maybe this. Yeah that's pretty good right about...here.
Where are you from?
The North Pole
Tell me about your family!
I have over 50 cousins! How crazy is that? Well it could be worse at least we all get along.
A free accounting joke - on me.
This may be a good spot for a little humor. Just a little.
"When it comes to humor there's no ACCOUNTING for good taste."
"When it comes to humor there's no ACCOUNTING for good taste."
Quick Answers
What is the best dad joke?
You tell me. I bet it invloves Donkey Kong.
Can you design for IE6?
No. I just don't want to.
What bear is best?
Brownbear bear. FALSE. Black bear.
Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica!
How to peel an onion without crying.
How to peel an onion without crying....don't
How many Pokemon are there's these days?
- Wow I feel old.
What is best platform to build the web on?
Webflow of course!
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